They must be able to.
Surely.
After all that?
They must.
WARNING: This article most probably contains a lot of things you generally disagree with due to my bias towards Liverpool Football Club and Luis Suarez. Click away NOW if you can’t handle that.
Roy Hodgson. Roy. Hodgson. He doesn’t even have a middle name.
Maybe that’s why his team played so badly. Maybe that’s why England are on the brink of getting knocked out of a World Cup group stage for the first time since 1958 (That’s a long time. Even before Sir Alex Ferguson and Sky Sports invented football). Maybe that’s why England lost to an average Uruguay team.
Or maybe it’s got NOTHING to do with his lack of a middle name (I don’t have one either). Maybe it’s to do with the conditions in Brazil. It’s ever so hot there did you know. You would never have thought it was hot there if the media didn’t mention it. Every. Single. Minute. And it’s not as if Italy had to play there too. Oh no. They were playing in nice cool Europe with a beautifully smooth pitch while poor old Roy and poor old England were playing in sweltering heats in the heart of the Amazon on a pitch not fit for standing on.
Maybe it’s to do with the refs.
Or maybe it’s to do with the pressure that the players are put under. Because all the other teams don’t feel pressure like us English do.
Maybe it’s to do with England’s youth. Always playing video games and never going outside. That’s why England can’t play proper football. This new generation are too busy with computers and less about football. There you go. Blame the youth.
Maybe it’s because I wore my Liverpool shirt. Bad omen you see. Maybe that’s why. Shame on me.
Maybe it’s because of Luis Suarez. That racist Serbian-eating diving cheating twat.
Maybe it’s because of Steven Gerrard. He’s past it, that Steven. Too old. Did you see his slip? AHAHAHA. We should make a meme of that.
Maybe it’s because Wayne Rooney wasn’t played in his favoured position
Maybe it’s because Jordan Henderson was played instead of Jack LAD Wilshere.
Maybe it’s because of Glen Johnson
Maybe it’s Sterling.
Maybe Sturridge.
Or Rickie Lambert
Or Jon Flanagan
Or God.
Or MAYBE Roy Hodgson is just a crap manager. Just maybe.
Roy Hodgson. Roy. Hodgson. He doesn’t even have a middle name.
Maybe that’s why his team played so badly. Maybe that’s why England are on the brink of getting knocked out of a World Cup group stage for the first time since 1958 (That’s a long time. Even before Sir Alex Ferguson and Sky Sports invented football). Maybe that’s why England lost to an average Uruguay team.
Or maybe it’s got NOTHING to do with his lack of a middle name (I don’t have one either). Maybe it’s to do with the conditions in Brazil. It’s ever so hot there did you know. You would never have thought it was hot there if the media didn’t mention it. Every. Single. Minute. And it’s not as if Italy had to play there too. Oh no. They were playing in nice cool Europe with a beautifully smooth pitch while poor old Roy and poor old England were playing in sweltering heats in the heart of the Amazon on a pitch not fit for standing on.
Maybe it’s to do with the refs.
Or maybe it’s to do with the pressure that the players are put under. Because all the other teams don’t feel pressure like us English do.
Maybe it’s to do with England’s youth. Always playing video games and never going outside. That’s why England can’t play proper football. This new generation are too busy with computers and less about football. There you go. Blame the youth.
Maybe it’s because I wore my Liverpool shirt. Bad omen you see. Maybe that’s why. Shame on me.
Maybe it’s because of Luis Suarez. That racist Serbian-eating diving cheating twat.
Maybe it’s because of Steven Gerrard. He’s past it, that Steven. Too old. Did you see his slip? AHAHAHA. We should make a meme of that.
Maybe it’s because Wayne Rooney wasn’t played in his favoured position
Maybe it’s because Jordan Henderson was played instead of Jack LAD Wilshere.
Maybe it’s because of Glen Johnson
Maybe it’s Sterling.
Maybe Sturridge.
Or Rickie Lambert
Or Jon Flanagan
Or God.
Or MAYBE Roy Hodgson is just a crap manager. Just maybe.